I Want One of These Horror Cakes For My Next Birthday

I’m not usually one to make a big deal out of my birthday. Hell, the older I get, the less I want to celebrate it! Besides, I’m not really into most sweets or dishes that are associated with birthdays. I’d rather have a medium hamburger or medium-rare steak and a tumbler of good scotch to celebrate my inevitable and inexorable march towards death.

However, if I did decide to celebrate my birthday, I think I’d have to ask the fine folk over at Gem’s Treasures to be the ones to design my celebratory cake. After all, just look at the various designs below and tell me you wouldn’t want something like that! You’ve got Evil Dead, Mortal Kombat, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Alien, Alice in Wonderland, Resident Evil, and a lot more, each one just as impressive and delightful as the others.

Which of these designs do you like the most? Let me know in the comments below!

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Jonathan Barkan

Lifelong horror fan with a love of music on the side.

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